Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

 

Robin of Luxley: Gentalmen, Lend me your ears!
(everyone of them take off an ear and toss it at him)
Robin of Luxley: That was Gross!

Apu: Hey blinkin Hold the reins!
Blinkin: Did you say Abe Lincoln?
Apu: No Man, I said "hey blinkin Hold the damn reins!"

 

Inigo: I do not suppose you could a-speed things up?

Dread Pirate Roberts: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Inigo: I could do that. I still got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Dread Pirate Roberts: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Inigo: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

Dread Pirate Roberts: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

Inigo: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard....

Dread Pirate Roberts: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

Inigo: Is there not any way you'll trust me?

Dread Pirate Roberts: Nothing comes to mind.

 

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

 

"YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!" - Ham, Sandlot

 

Best Line ever: Sloth
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PHwCZiZLZsQ

 

Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Blonde: "Was that as good for you as it was for me?"
Classic!

 

Ham: Hey smalls you wanna S'more,
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham: No,no,no a s'more
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, How can I have some more of nothing
Ham: You're Killin me Smalls!!

 

What do you like better, Having sex or stealing cars??
OOOOOOO, Having sex while stealing cars!!

 

"This was a chick's car..."
"How do you know?"
"The lipstick matches the paint"

-Gone in 60 Seconds