Some people are like slinkies, generally useless, but they always bring a smile to your face whe you push them down a flight of stairs.
-Unkown

 

You'll never go broke underestimating the American public.
- P.T. Barnum

I should never have switched from scotch to martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart, final words

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to shut up.
- Ernest Hemingway

 

what we do in life echoes in eternity.

--gladiator

 

Vacuuming is so much more fun when the hamsters are loose. - Erma Bombeck

 

do you need to be dead before someone quotes you? just curious. - S4Sweetie

 

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"? - Bimper Sticker

 

There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those that are good at math, and those that aren't!

 

[align=center]Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][align=center]Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][align=center]The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][align=center]When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.[/align][/align][/align][/align]

 

"It's better to live in a corner of a rooftop, than dwell in a house with a quarrelsome woman."
--- Proverbs 21:9

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."
--- Unknown

 

here is one my friend told me (precursor, he's in Army training right now)



"If you aren't behind the armed forces feel free to stand in front of them"


basically saying it doesn't matter about your stance on the war, if you cannot appreciate and support those who are risking their lives for their country, stand in front of all the bullets and see how it feels.