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"I hate quotations, tell me what you know." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"I dont know everything, i just know more than you." -me

"You dont need enemies when you have friends like me." -me

"from the heart, bleeds the soul." -me

 

i like the one in my sig

 

a few more..

"she didnt just get hit with the ugly stick, she got raped by the entire forest !" -me

"its all pink in the middle." -me

this one may not be appropriate:

"beauty is only skin deep, but p***y is a whole lot deeper !." -me

 

All right, this one is for girls ...(Kelly...your attention)

There is no one worthy to make you cry, the one who is worthy won't make you cry.



What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…? - Nietzsche

 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird

If I had a penny for every rock I've seen, I wouldn't have a belt big enough to hold up my pants (my brother while vacationing in colorado)

 

dress shabbily and they remember the dress, dress impeccabily and they remember the woman.

 

War doesn't determine who's right... only who's left

 

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.