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Girls are..

Old Aug 31, 2007 | 06:02 PM
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Not all of them! Only the psycho ones that try to kill me!
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 06:06 PM
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Yeah i wouldn't keep your beretta on your nightstand if i were you LOL.
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 06:10 PM
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LMAO, I've never had anyone try to get my gun on me, but you never know...
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 06:40 PM
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Nah the're simple, except they are all crazy.

Ditto
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 11:38 PM
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Dont know if i want to tell alot of people a but this crazy girl i met at school essentially raped me today.you guys wanna hear more.of course you guys do howoften does a guy get raped by a girl, basically ive known her for about 3 weeks since school started, today she got out early and needed a ride, i obliged, got to her house asked for a glass of water and next thing i know she started kissing me and from there on its on, SADLY MY F###IN PHONE KEPT RINGING AND IT EVENTAULLY KILLED THE MOOD. really this could only happen to me.
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 11:41 PM
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Playa!! lol.
 
Old Aug 31, 2007 | 11:45 PM
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Nah the're simple, except they are all crazy.
ROFL!
Doesn't matter how cool or down to earth a woman is, theres always something that'll trigger that psycho bitch mode. Its like its embedded in their brains.

Pardon me for being so explicit but...I've learned that no matter what you do to a woman as long you know how to fvck her and treat her right she'll "forgive" you...until the next time you **** her off.

 
Old Sep 1, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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LMFAO!
 
Old Sep 1, 2007 | 11:41 AM
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ORIGINAL: SAudi

Dont know if i want to tell alot of people a but this crazy girl i met at school essentially raped me today.you guys wanna hear more.of course you guys do howoften does a guy get raped by a girl, basically ive known her for about 3 weeks since school started, today she got out early and needed a ride, i obliged, got to her house asked for a glass of water and next thing i know she started kissing me and from there on its on, SADLY MY F###IN PHONE KEPT RINGING AND IT EVENTAULLY KILLED THE MOOD. really this could only happen to me.
Thanks for making me burst out laughing and look retarded at work haha. That is a great story.
 
Old Sep 1, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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ORIGINAL: SAudi

Dont know if i want to tell alot of people a but this crazy girl i met at school essentially raped me today.you guys wanna hear more.of course you guys do howoften does a guy get raped by a girl, basically ive known her for about 3 weeks since school started, today she got out early and needed a ride, i obliged, got to her house asked for a glass of water and next thing i know she started kissing me and from there on its on, SADLY MY F###IN PHONE KEPT RINGING AND IT EVENTAULLY KILLED THE MOOD. really this could only happen to me.
LOL!!!!!!

You no sometimes you need to make sacrafices like.......throwing the phone so you could get some!
 

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