If you want to cause an uproar, wear the priest costume and attach a doll (like one of those ones that are 3 feet long and made of soft fabric) and attach it by it's face to your crotch so you'd only see the back of it's head when looking straight at you.

Or go as a pregnant nun.

 

no damn u that was my idea. We have a senior halloween thing that the school does, and i think im going like that since its a catholic school. haha the priest thing would just get me kicked out.

 

where the hell would i get one of those dolls though?

i like the confessional idea, but i don't think i could pull that off. at least not well.

i'm running out of time!!

 

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