clean car = happy driver

Not quite. Let me fix.

any kind of sex > work
online sex > no sex
phone sex > online sex
oral sex > phone sex
The Perfectly matched unity of soul, body, and mind sex > anything else around (even apple pie or chocolate!)

Had to throw the last part in there for all of those sexually depreived people who think food is better than sex. It's NOT. Take that from a Chef!

the girls on the forum > the guys on the forum

Awwwwww.

Sometimes:

Man>Woman

Bahahahaha. Sometimes being quiet>speaking the truth.

Also: Girlfriend here>>>girlfriend in Australia. [:-]

Foot on the floor>Foot in the mouth

Sorry Kelly. I'll agree with the song, "Women are Smarter", just not blindly. You, of course, are one of the most brilliant women on the AudiForums web-site. Undoubtedly!

(did that get me out of the dog house yet? i tend to only make things worse the longer I talk. okay, so shut up then!)

Chef's = absolutely right on that one!

not that your not cool or anything, but thats not sayinng much, sense theres only like three chicks on here.

working 8 hours and getting paid 8 ours>working 16 hours and getting payed 5 hours.

chicks a little larger than an egg><
eggs< chicken> = a meal

Trig functions w/o a calculator>understanding avant80@2.6's non-automotive-related posts (no offense)

Is it just ME, or, do some of his posts ACTUALLY sound like they're coming from the guy pictured in his AV?

EDYT: Having said that, I now feel guilty because he stuck up for me in teh "~listening to" thread, earlier[&o]