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Old Jan 15, 2007 | 04:32 PM
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We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, I've provided you with the definition for each,below...

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GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or were you out flying somewhere?"
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***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt andsaying: "You're next, Sweetie."
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I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 04:42 PM
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BIG ONES


 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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haha thats great
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 05:34 PM
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so basically guts = stupidity

and ***** = the dumbest mothefvcker alive?!
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 05:35 PM
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^^^You've been married?
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 05:53 PM
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Not in the literal sense, but might as well have been[>:][:'(]
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 06:05 PM
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so... you KNOW, then.
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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lol funny
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 09:01 PM
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In both cases you're ****'d in the ***.
 
Old Jan 15, 2007 | 10:53 PM
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nice
 



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