Ha-Harrrr!!!
#1
09-19-2009, 03:21 AM
Ha-Harrrr!!!
I'm fookin' drunk, and it's the wee hours of International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
So go and bugger yer uncles, ye foul-smellin' lot of motherless limp-wristed bastards! And then clean that blasted poop deck, or I'll have yer peckers fer dog food and shove me peg-leg up that gaping cavern ye call an ****-hole! Hoist the main sails and secure the sheets, with a will! Bring 'er about and catch that wind, or it'll be all our necks hangin' at dawn when her Royal Fookin' Majesty's navy boards us, all because every last mother's son of ye is a panty-waisted landlubber hardly worth the bother of a musket shell!
So go and bugger yer uncles, ye foul-smellin' lot of motherless limp-wristed bastards! And then clean that blasted poop deck, or I'll have yer peckers fer dog food and shove me peg-leg up that gaping cavern ye call an ****-hole! Hoist the main sails and secure the sheets, with a will! Bring 'er about and catch that wind, or it'll be all our necks hangin' at dawn when her Royal Fookin' Majesty's navy boards us, all because every last mother's son of ye is a panty-waisted landlubber hardly worth the bother of a musket shell!
#2
09-19-2009, 09:03 AM
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An' HERE be your instructions, Lads & Lass's:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Last edited by AWDaholic; 09-19-2009 at 09:06 AM.
