My resolutions last year were to drink and smoke more. So far... so good.

 

My new new years resolution will be to get drunk.. ya I have never been drunk.

 

i'm gonna TRY to be nice this year!

(mind you, i said TRY...i didn't etch anything in stone so don't be calling me out a month from now you douchbags!!!)

 

are you serious!!! its the best thing ever, well if your alone its not. but when you got people around it can get interesting.. last few times i got drunk we were drinking from 2pm - 1am then some one told me to take a walk with them, so i made a redbull and vodka for the walk, and thats all i remember. but my parents said i got home around 4am. and the next day some random people i dont know some how knew me...

and i never drink beer, hate that crap. i only get drunk off the good stuff

 

my best advise is this...and it's a difficult thing to master:

know when to stop. it's most fun when you still have control. passing out on the floor somewhere where people write on you with black magic marker will not be fun for you....just them. vomitting is not fun either.

and whatever you do. don't drive.
abuse alcohol wisely!

 

yes dont drink and drive u might hit a bump and spill your drink

 

oh snap!

(and if it goes all over the front of your pants, then it looks like you...)

 

jizzed in my pants!!! i ate a grape then i jizzed in my pants.. what an awesome song

 

Do I do it before May when I turn 21 or after? Also I think drinking and driving is possibly the dumbest thing a person can do. It usually ends in ruining your life one way or another and sometimes others too and even results in death sometimes. I don't see anything being important enough to suffer those consequences.

 

somebody - if your going to get drunk, do it before your 21.. though yea yea its not legal, but who gets caught and who cares... reason to do it before, this way, on your 21st birthday you know your limits and you can have a GREAT 21 instead of one that puts you layin on the bathroom floor the whole night...