View Poll Results: Percentage of noobs who refuse to stop being idiois
0-20%
1
4.17%
Im a noob so go to hell
14
58.33%
Specify in post
2
8.33%
20%-40%
3
12.50%
< 50%
4
16.67%
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How many members do we have who are complete morons and cant/dont search?
1st Gear
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 59
From: mars
The yellow light in the middle came on, looks like a rectangle with a dick in it's ear. Shortly after that, the car died and I can't get it started. Any idea? Also, I think my gauges on the top center are broke, one only points at C (it was in the middle before the car died) and the other points at E (it was pointing at F for a bit, but it kept slowly moving towards the E, now it won't move at all, and the car won't start). HELP!!!
1st Gear
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 59
From: mars
thats a known problem with german cars....
what u need to do is pee in the fuel tank and bang on the wheels with a large object, it will start right up... (thats what the "yellow rectangle with a dick in it's ear" is telling you, it will go away once the tank has enough pee in it)
what u need to do is pee in the fuel tank and bang on the wheels with a large object, it will start right up... (thats what the "yellow rectangle with a dick in it's ear" is telling you, it will go away once the tank has enough pee in it)
