View Poll Results: Percentage of noobs who refuse to stop being idiois
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4.17%
Im a noob so go to hell
14
58.33%
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8.33%
20%-40%
3
12.50%
< 50%
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16.67%
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1st Gear
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 59
From: mars
so i spoke to my mechanic friend, he said that apparently the ph levels in your pee were not sufficient to get the engine running....
to get it to run what you will need to do is only eat Chinese food for 2 days and hold your **** in. once 2 days have passed you should pee into the tank once more then get a pack of 4 AA energizer batteries and throw them into the tank. let it sit for 3 hours and try to start the car again. if it makes cranking noises but dosent start you should hold the key so it will make cranking noises for a while it should start after 10 minutes of cranking.
good luck
to get it to run what you will need to do is only eat Chinese food for 2 days and hold your **** in. once 2 days have passed you should pee into the tank once more then get a pack of 4 AA energizer batteries and throw them into the tank. let it sit for 3 hours and try to start the car again. if it makes cranking noises but dosent start you should hold the key so it will make cranking noises for a while it should start after 10 minutes of cranking.
good luck
ugh, I started with the Chinese food last night, and I really gotta **** now... why do I have to hold it if I'm pissing in the tank? It hurts so bad! And does it have to be energizer batteries? Rayovac claims to last just as long, and they cost less... Is it okay to get my batteries on Ebay?
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