Long story short I'm giving someone $700 for christmas. For our family $700 is a LOT so I want to make it fun. How do I give 700 $1 bills to someone? Here is a list of current ideas.

Set it up like the water in a bucket trick, so she walks through a door and all that money falls on her head.

split it in half, with the first half make it rain, then when she thinks its over, round two

Freeze it all in a block of ice.

Piņata.

700-$1

 

First off, 700 bucks is a lot of money for any family.

I vote for world's largest money tree

 

Put them inside of a tire, cartel style.

 

Piņata And film it.

 

Get 700 envelopes and put a dollar in each one.

 

LOL you're sick.

I vote a small metal briefcase. Spy movie style.

 

black trash bag, discretely deposited in a garbage can on a public street. phone message with a masked voice telling them where the drop point is.

Ive got the perfect street corner, its right up the road from where i work..

 

Oh! Oh! Get Santa to actually deliver it!

 

Lets say you're with them for 12 hours... That's 720 minutes. So every minute give them 1 dollar for 12 hours

 

So I think I've figured it out.
I have an iPad2 box I'm going to wrap it with a note inside saying "I can't afford and iPad2 sorry... You gift is already sitting on the bookshelf"
So now they'll be bumming so then they get to the bookself and unwrap Bam a cookbook... Now they feel like ****. but little do they know I hollowed out the cook book and there's $700 inside and then ahhh we're happy again!