>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant
> to the United States. He stops the first person he
> sees walking down the street and says..... Thank you
> Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving
> me housing, food stamps FREE medical care and free education!" The
> passer-by says.... "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on
> and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
> such a beautiful country here in America!" The
> person says.... "I no American, I Vietnamese The new
> arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
> he stops, shakes his hand and says..... Thank you
> for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his
> hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
> American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are
> you an American?"She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
> Puzzled he asks her...... "Where are all the
> Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and
> says..... "Probably at work!"

 

hahahahahaha


damn right , someone fix this country. nice one dude

 

yeah that was funny..
except most Viets, middle easterners & Russians eventually
get legal status & become citizens / proud Americans...
Mexicans....well, I'll just leave that alone.. Im from So Cal. [&:]

 

Hahaha very nice sir...

 

hahaha good stuff