IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect
in the primary and central components of the heart. This is due
to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal
Non-morality", or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily
expressed.

Some other symptoms are as follows:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Foul vocal emissions
[c] Amnesia of origin
[d] Lack of peace and joy
[e] Selfish, or violent behavior
[f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Idolatry
[I] Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect is providing a factory authorized repair and service Free
Of Charge to correct this SIN defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear
the Entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required. The number to call for
repair in all areas around the world is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, Jesus will replace it with:
[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Patience
[e] Kindness
[f] Goodness
[g] Faithfulness
[h] Gentleness
[I] Self control

Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE (Believers Instructions
Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these
fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturers made available to
all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and
assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy
Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will
take up permanent residence on
the premises!

WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids Any Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to the
dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency
service, call on JESUS.

DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect still is not
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that
facility.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important Recall Notice!
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Let me know if you want more information on how to get your 'recall' taken care of.

 

Now there's a novel way to preach Christianity! Kind of a sneaky way to slip it into this forum though.

 

Dude what if Im a muslim?

 

Hehehe

 

Well..there goes the idea of an all-powerful, omnipotent higher being...

Alas, guess I'll go back to worshipping smurfette for being the savior of all the other smurfs..even papa smurf. She was a walking miracle..being the only female smurf ever to exist. I wish I were only a few inches tall and blue...*cries*

-T

P.S. don't ask me how she was the savior of all the smurfs..I think you can figure that one out on your own...

 

Hey Transverse:

Is this sig design supposed to be the front of an Audi?

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Spaces don't work here so the design gets fouled up I guess, huh?

 

Correct ImolaS4. My Ascii A4 gets the shaft due to the no space formatting *cries*

But alas, I digress. You figured it out..others might too right? right? well, maybe?

-T

 

What do I do if I didn't get the notice in the mail

 

My pastor says you have to reach your audience in a relative manner....

 

Then a simple "recall' job won't do... need to do a complete rebuild.