Ha, yea i tried to teach my girl how to drive a stick and she hit a tree in my drive way with my old 626, that was the end of that.. she a dam Molecular Biologist, she can split an atom but she cant drive standard... what is wrong with that...

 

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, well you would have to get another degree in women to figer that out, yet I believe it would be a reasurch only field as nobody has the answers yet.

 

this is the same girl who backing into my ford probe gt, didnt realize she was hitting my car and pushed it about 3 feel sideways till she realized her rear bumper was all the way into my driver side door, the car was lifted up about 8 inches off the ground on the driver side.. she had no idea...
needless to say she dose not dive anywhere... nor do i let her park within 500 feel of my audi

 

HAHAHA, man you got yourself a good one didn't you.

 

I can deal she makes more money then I do right now, and since i carried her *** through college she has no problem with paying for ****, so i guess i can deal... plus she is a nymph and a freak so if she hits my car every few years its ok... im trying to talk her into getting a new A3 she needs a new car bad, and has the moeny for just about anything..
every girl has some hang up, mine liks to hit my park cars.. oh well

 

hahahah...is that even possible??? wow


For the list...

AMEN.

Rule 23,24,25 are on POINT

 

Yep. Those are good rules.

 

I cant help but think everytime i read one of your posts that its actually the "dude" reading them to me.

 

And does that give you a peaceful easy feelin? I wish I was feeling as laid back as the dude right now. I actually feel more like Walter.
Do you know about Vietnam, Billy?

 

donny youre out of your element!