4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French ****er again"

 

LOL. I like all jokes making fun of the French.

 

LOL, good stuff!!

 

Q. There is a Welsh man, Scottish man, and English man riding your *** in the rain at night. Whose fault is it if they wreck?



A. QuattroGT74



j/k in a j/k

 

Don't worry... I already put your name down on any speeding tickets I get...

 

That's fine. I will track you down through Everton's Supporters Club, and then send Dalglish over to give you a good kicking

 

Haha. Stupid Frenchies. They can all roll their X5s for all I care.

Except for Melissa Theuriau and Alizee. I kinda like them.

 

Yeah, I went to Quebec... so umm, they are a different kind of French I guess... I hated almost everybody I came into contact with, though.

 

Learned this one from a Aussie-

Q- Why are there trees in Paris?

A- So the Germans can march in the shade

 

No problem... I'll get trusty old Southall to catch every kick!