CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no
> come work today, I
> >>>> really
> >>>> sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt,
> I no come work."
> >>>>
> >>>> The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow,
> I really need you today.
> >>>> When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell
> her to give me
> >>>> sex. That makes everything better and I go to
> work. You try that."
> >>>> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do
> what you say and I
> >>>> feel great. I be at work soon......... You got
> nice house!"

 

ha thats a good one..

 

haha..thats pretty funny...

 

nice...

 

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Yeah, the joke is all in the last line. I guess maybe there has to be some kind of language barrier for it to work.

Hey, I laughed.

 

hahahaha is all i can say. that was good.