I like the first four. haha

 

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

 

Q: What happens if you accidentally drive your BRAND NEW Audi Quattro into the ocean?

A: Quattro Sinko

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh-Haaaaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaaa-haaaa-haa-ha!

 

that probably doesn't make sense if you don't speak spanish (which i do)

 

OK, how about THIS ONE:

Q: What comes between Fear and Sex?

A: Funf!

 

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Auf Deutsch:

Ein Zwei Drei Fear Funf Sex Seben Ocht Nein Zhen
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

It's a bit of humor for the multi-lingual amongst us...

 

haha, aaaah, i gotcha....sorry, i've only got spanish under my belt so far....oh, and pig latin.....

 

I didn't know Pig's had their own language! I wonder what Cow's speak?

 

duh, dude, cows just say moo.......and pigs just say oink, if you didn't know........PIG latin, is a very old, sophisticated language. if you haven't learned it yet, i suggest you do some research...it's a very widely used language...