A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings


are the only animals that stutter," she says.






A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.


The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,


asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my little kitty cat and the rottweiler that lives next door got


a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our


yard!"






"That must've been scary," said the teacher.


"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...


And before he could say '****' ......the rottweiler ate him!"

 

thats just wrong.