"that girl was hot but her MUFF is nasty"

its funny because it means bolth.. come on now...

 

From the UrbanDict link

10. MUFF

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life

If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

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That's great!

 

well i guess my friends not as creative as I thought... still was good for laugh.... ha i just remembered when the girls bought us those shots she ased what to solute to this is that I said.. lets do it to Honor.. Shitten on her, Pissing on her and cumming on her

 

also known as D.U.F.F. = designated ugly fat friend. your boys are suppose to play wingman no questions asked. tell him to suck it up, and per man rules no one is allowed to make fun of him if he indeed hits the DUFF becuase it was in sake of you scoring the hot chick.

 

she was hot but i couldnt do that to one of my enimies, it was wrong... just wrong...

 

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MUFF, havent heard that one in a while.

 

Jumping on the grenade is another term for what happened to your buddy. Tell him big girls need lovin to baby.

 

A girl so fat, she has several small girls orbiting her.

 

I hate it when nice girls keep a lot of ugly friends that make them look even better than by comparison, and act as her bodyguards. On one hand she really does begin to look better, but her security detail treats you with contempt and is always ready to make up crap about you. I'm not sure if that better or worse than a group of nice girls who are all about equal in appearance, that can be tougher cause they're on a level playing field.