poke santa's little helper through the suit for the kids to play with?

MJ style!!

santas gonna touch the kids no no spots

Last weekend I asked two girls (21, and 23) what they wanted for x-mas, and invited them to sit on my knees. It was a beautiful moment.

I was too drunk to remember what she wanted... apparently I'm an insensitive santa imposter. It was hot though.

Another thing is that you never know what santa got under the custom....Almost all the guys the play santa's are skinny! For all we know they might have a liquor store under there! Headshk...good for you!!!! i wouldn't have mind playing santa with those to girls on my lap, even drunk or sober.

santas as ******. he's just trying to steal all of Jesus' thunder, taking away His holiday

i think you're right jamaica.

check, what do you think about that? why don't you just "take care" of santa claus, man?

why do i think what?
lol, 'take care' of santa? done. old drunk guy in a santa costume started causing **** outside the bar and started trying to touch my face or something. i was drunk and angry... and officially kicked santas ***. i'm going to hell

yea, but what do you think about the real santa stealing your thunder? isn't that one of the ten commandments or something? somethin about drawing worship from the lord...i don't know....

I'm new here....but ya'll crazy men!!!! That's good i like it!! Check......let me know if you need help taking care of santa![:@]