OMG i just ran in to the most crazies bittch ever
dear god she was crazy
she was drivinng a BMW E46 325
im gonna cut to the chace
i didnt do anytthing wrong
this lady was crazy i see in my rear veiw mirror shes muttering sheit like F u and so forth
im like wut ever, geeze shes over reacting and on the on ramp i gun it and leave her in the dust
she couldnt drive for shiet
but theres a car in front of me and i slow down
and now im on the next freeway and she just freaking cut to the left of me and starts yelling and shiet at me
she was crazy she was living it, my god i never seen such a crazy bittch
i look at her and i wut do i do, remember shes pissed and angery as hell
I WAVE TO HER AND SMILE
when she saw that she just snapped and shiet
THEN SHE THREW SOMETHING AT MY CAR
but i didnt kno wut it was
after that i was pissed
that stupid bittch though she could out run me on the freeway
she was scared i was on her *** the whole time
but keepin my distance incase she broke hard
i was one hte phone calling CHP giving them her plates

the CHP told me to pull over and meet with one of them
when i pull over
i look at my car and i see no damage
and rite there i kno damn theres no case or anything
i waited 20min for the CHP to come
and i asked them wut are my opions and guess wut
theres no proof of anything theres no case
they said i can try civil court but i kno that would be a waste
so crazy bittch gets away[:@][:@][:@][:@]

 

I told you

everybody is crazy for your orange chicken

 

damn that sux man, that girl seemed crazy

 

Damn... that sounds like one crazy b!tch. Not worth it to get mad... I agree with your smiling technique. Learned that giving the finger has lost its power. Now I smile and wave. Enrages them beyond anything. Makes me happy haha. Just give them the and its all good.

 

I'm almost afraid to comment...
a little vu-ja-de here...

I think you did very well Panda, as usual.

Some people you just can't reach...maybe she'll make her way through to Chicago or Milwaukee and just meet the wrong person...some day...you can only hope...may she find the way...

 

LMFAO

PS: Good job Panda. You are a better man than I.

 

yea its that damn orange chicken
but ya i never seen such a crazy bittchh befor with such road rage
i was just wow

i always wave when people are yellin and flipping me off on the streets
its a sign of disrespect becasue they are tryin to anger you
but its not workin and u just see them as a joke
when people are doin that shiet it doesnt matter
it doesnt effect me in anyways
your screamin your heart out and all i have to do is roll up my window
give it up

 

Sorry Panda, I didn't know that was you [&o] .......

 

when did u dye your hair black
and danm you gotta calm down a lil
and can u tell me wut you through at me

 

I am stressed out right now, what can I say...... you and your audi annoyed me on that onramp....... I don't like people that have newer cars than me.... ha ha

My hair was black cuz I was wearing a wig.....

ANd I can't calm down, the other day (this part is actually true) I got pulled over for speeding, driving too aggressively, and switching lanes without using my turn signal..... and I got OUT of the ticket!!!! THe cop who pulled me over was from LA, he grew up there, when he was walking back to the car, he saw the frame on my plate from the audi dealership in San Jose, so he let me go with no ticket!!!!


Therefore, I felt that throwing something at you was no big deal...... I threw some liquor bottle at you that was empty.