Thats how I got all-star contributor.

Jazz, you still have my pics, right?

 

Of course you did. This is why women shouldn't be allowed to have Facebook.

 

^ Pow.

 

 

effective immediately, all friend requests must be accompanied by a 50 word essay explaining why you want me to be your friend and why i would be a good friend to you.

 

Because racecar that's why.

 

I just wanted to say, from me to you, that, having the honor of being allowed to be a friend of someone such as You would greatly enhance not only my existence, but yours as well; and, for the following comprehensive list of all-encompassing VERY RELEVANT reasons, you should agree:

1.)

 

Essay: 1) Because you give excellent forum and your ability "in the threads" is second to none. 2) Because you've never shunned a post ***** and...
3) I secretly want your lobster mac and cheese recipe.
Oh yeah, and 4) from the nudes I can tell you are a badass with a cute ***.

 

i go on vacation on zine and this is what you guys dreamed of to add on this forum. and J passes me on number of posts. i rly need to step up my game and own all yallz.

BTW where can i get unlimited rare candy so i can cheat to level up?

 

Yu wtf is with your sig? You loose 2 levels for that!