A friend of mine was recently struck down by this insideous NEW terrorist weapon. What's worse is that it is being deployed INSIDE the various camps and air bases. No one knows HOW they are able to effectively slip inside our defenses, unseen, but the coalition of teh brave has stepped up their patrols and begun educating service members about this NEW threat.

To date, there is NO WAY to defend against this NEW threat. President Bush is holding a press conference, later this week, to express his extreme disappointment at how low our enemies have sunk in deploying this NEW weapon.

My friend is recovering in his tent, as you read these words, and is expected to return to full-duty, within the week. Our prayers go out to all teh victims and their families...

 

HOLY CRAP I laughed so hard at that I started coughing!

 

MMMMM BEER!

 

[8D]apparently the safety & welfare of our troops is a LAUGHING matter, to you[&:]

You, Cur, are a something bad that I can't think of, at the moment. But, rest assured, it's VERY bad!!!

 

LMAO if i was over there, no way i could pass that up

 

Yea I've fallen for that before here in the states too. Bastards get me everytime [&o]

 

OH NOES... DOMESTIC terrorists have taken up this tactic, TOO!!! Warn your friends, before its TOO LATE!!!!!

 

I am currently trapped in that thing, but it was worth it!

 

A true drunkard could get that beer without setting off the trap. Trust me.

 

A true drunkard would feel no pain...