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Old 12-07-2005, 03:34 AM
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I know you've all been wondering what happened to Jazz, so here is the TRUE story of where he is.

So Sadize and I were in D.C. this week and ran into no other than Jazz.
Of course he invites us back to his place for some wine and cheese..... while mumbling something about us doing his laundry for him and letting him watch.
We get there, he hand feeds us, pours us wine.... then he leaves the room to open another bottle.
Sadize and I can't help ourselves, we are overcome by him, mesmorized, and want him so bad that we don't know what to do.

We quickly come up with a plan.

We sneak into the kitchen, grab him from behind....... take him into the bedroom, and tie him up.
We have been having our ways with him all week but I think he enjoys it.

So if you need to speak with Jazz, you'll have to speak through us....we aren't allowing him computer time right now. He's too busy for that.
If he's good, he'll be back up and posting soon.
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:39 AM
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explains alot
so um did u two really do it u kno wut i mean
did u and um Traci really do his laundry as he watched
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:45 AM
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he loves to watch panda
something sensual about having two girls fight over doing ur laundry
and lauren never stays in her clothing for very long
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:49 AM
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ORIGINAL: sadize

he loves to watch panda
something sensual about having two girls fight over doing ur laundry
and lauren never stays in her clothing for very long
did u fold her clothing to Traci
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:50 AM
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Well, I always feel so dirty after fighting and rolling on the floor with you over who gets to put the detergent in! If you didn't struggle so much, I wouldn't have to take my clothes off all the time.
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 03:51 AM
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is that what you like panda? she rips off her clothing and i fold it?
i'll fold it for you.
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:48 AM
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:36 AM
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I've got a great big back of smelly socks, and undies for you to launder if you want? feel free to do it in the nuddie!

 
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:37 PM
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so thats where he's been this whole time...poor bast!&*! Well I gotta say, if there was a dvd of that or an online vid, i'd get it! Cause there is nothing more sexier than too girls folding laundry.
 
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:56 PM
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