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Dont believe anything this Bar Wench says...

For 3 reasons:

1) Her entire wardrobe consists of garnments ONLY from : http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/french.asp (which in most cases isnt a bad thing, but you know this chicks got something you dont want to catch.)

2) She lives in S.C.

3) A 15 " tripple ended ***** just doesnt cut it for her... (high maint.)

 

What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

just out of curiosity, where did you get your hands on a 15" triple ended *****?? I ask because i have some hot friends whom i wouldnt mind video taping work that thing!!

 

IF you had double D's... you'd buy everything from that site too, **** muffin..... and the only thing i caught, i caught from you and that dirty hotel room we stayed in....... you better stfu though, or i will never play your skin flute again.

 

LOL... does this mean you will demote Redgoat?

 

ask onepoint8tee.... he passed it on to me from his "personal" collection

 

a **** pump lol, and 15" tripple *****.. lol nice

 

If I had double D's i wouldnt be married and would probably be on the wellfare because id never leave the house. What you caught, you caught from the farrett, i know you were wasted and its hard to tell one harry 12" thing from the next, but trust me, that farrett is dirty. Skin flute?? You better learn how to hold one right first before I LET you play it again.

 

Thats it.. I hate you.
Its not like i didnt give you options... We went up to the biggest size and it still wasnt making you see stars.. So I guess there is no pleasing you... Not even with a wild farret and various vaccum cleaner attatchments provided by the las vegas hotel staff.

 

if she is really that hot, maybe i should be the one getting the threesome.. hell ill take just her.. lol.. sorry if this post creates a problem i would like to note im intoxicated.. and well i didnt bring anyone home (