Clahk the ahdvahk when to thah pahk aftah dahk, and drank Cutty Sahk with Mahky Mahk.

 

As an usher, he sits on his ***, and then tells me on the radio when everyone is out of my theater so I can reset the lights, then he rips tickets for the next show, then he sits on his *** some more.

 

Subwoofers can give you a profound headache.

 

But they're also very relaxing, especially when driving in the dark.

 

It's like having your brain massaged through your ears.

 

I'm thinking about installing an on/off switch for mine, though. They would be extremely irritating on long drives.

 

Although, I suppose if I was going to drive a long distance on a highway, it'd probably be best to just take them out and leave them behind, because they are extremely heavy, and I'd probably have need of the trunk space.

 

The kid that plays Harry Potter in the movies is a terrible actor.

 

it's kinda irritating when you wanna goof off and no one is around to entertain you!!

 

I can juggle chainsaws and breathe fire - but only when drunk. PM me for contact info, I do birthday parties.