i'm feeling like []and [sm=boohoo.gif]tonight!
i'm glad i can come here and find things to amuse me.

 

Hey it could be worse - you could own a BMW!

 

hey...i guess it's not so bad after all!!

not only do i own a fine Audi, it's a CLEAN fine Audi! wheels and all!

 

I believe this dog just about sums things up...

 

what dog?

and where the hell is Elkhart?

 

THIS DOG??
(i think he's on more than just prozac! i think he hit the bong, too!)

 

Sorry, my paste didn't work for some reason. Elkhart is a wee, littlehicktown in central Illinois, about 25 minutes from the capital, and located in the crappiest county probably in the state.

By the way, that other dog is a recovering alcoholic/caffeine addict...you should really be nicer to him.

 

I'm a recovering alcoholic/caffeine addict; butno one is ever nice to me, damnit!

 

I'm sorry.

 

Found on a Mercedes:



It's da OFF DA HOOK BUTTON

you wanna pimp it? Press that ****!