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Old Oct 24, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by airguard350
^ Must actually be an alien because I don't know anyone that can come up with this ****.
^ Is the alien thats why he doesn't know anybody that would say that ****
 
Old Oct 24, 2008 | 05:33 PM
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^ Has sex with sheep for money
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 04:45 AM
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^ swears that no animals were harmed unwillingly in the preceding post
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 02:04 PM
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^ Will be dressing up as little bo peep for hallowen, hes tired of hidding in the closet
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 02:11 PM
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^ specializes in gay celebrity sphincter rebuilds with several locations in North Hollywood
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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definately knows that someone has to fix what they did to him
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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^ knows that a pair of vise grips, a hacksaw and small propane torch to cauterize the wound is all you need
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 05:40 PM
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is it all healed yet.....or must I have another take at it?

This time I'll use my welder, a prybar, and an english wheel
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 06:23 PM
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^killed the chain and didnt say anything about the person above him
 
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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took a dump in his ex's jack-o-lantern, later heard their pumpkin pie tasted foul.
 



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