^ Likes to sponge bathe little boys.

 

^ got outed at a gay pride parade as being straight

 

^ The biggest partier at Fire Island

 

^ truly believes that voting Republican will cause taxes to lower, earnings to raise, get him laid easier in prison and make his teeth whiter

 

^ Truly believes that voting Democrat will make rainbows appear, bring salvation to junkies and hookers, Tom Cruise will finally come out of the closet to him, and cars will pour out orange sherbert instead of carbon monoxide.

 

^ is really a lime sherbert addict - needs intervention bad

 

^ Thoroughly enjoys the company of midget transvestite strippers and 8 y.o. girls

 

^ feels no job is worth doing unless drunk, unshavened and smelling of oatmeal

 

^ On a serious note, reminds me of an Army officer I met early last spring.

 

^ doesn't know that I was often mistaken as an officer during my Army career - helped me get some sheet done at times too... lol