^ knows what gets Mr. Snickerdoodle angry*

* I'm invoking a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" disclaimer on that one

 

Caught Lucky, killed the Trix Rabbit, told Fred it was always Barney in the costume, docked Cap'n Crunch, caged Toucan Sam, and told everyone where to find the Honeycomb hideout all in one day, and thus single handedly ended the entire stupid 40 year ad genre of one idiot hiding cereal from another idiot.

 

singlehandedly took me back to my childhood all in one nostalgic cereal flashback.

 

^ going to donate his ***** to science, so someone else will touch it instead

 

Thinks the world just needs to lighten up and have a nutella on toast.

 

^ has a deep seated fear of carnies with cleft chins and prostetics

 

smells of stale urine and Mentholatum

 

smells of cherry flavored chapstick & *****

 

^ can shed his skin like a snake - but has developed a rattle at the end of his *****. He's a sensation on the salsa dance circuit because of it

 

knows what ***** smell like.......(gag)