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Old May 1, 2009 | 07:07 PM
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^ comes out swinging - but can he keep up?
Vegas odds say 2000:1 yes to 2:1 he'll be i3uddah's be-yatch by next Wednesday
 
Old May 2, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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^likes his sex the way he plays basketball..1 on 1 and with as little dribbling as possible.
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 12:01 AM
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^ knows that his girl will fake an orgasm for the sake of their relationship, but what she doesn't know is that he'll fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 12:41 AM
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^ Consults Google for 3/4 of his material.
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 12:00 PM
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^ listens to 3/4 of the voices in his head for relationship advice - the other 25% helps him stalk them down
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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sold his TT for a smart car
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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builds miniature biblical figures out of his earwax
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 05:27 PM
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^ Sold his wheels for a Prius.
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 06:56 PM
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is half Minotaur.
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 07:07 PM
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^ spends hours sitting in the woods trying to hear the elusive bear fart
 

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