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Old May 5, 2009 | 06:18 PM
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^ Couldn't handle that much responsibility anyways. Fitting midget football players for cups is enough for him.
 
Old May 5, 2009 | 06:29 PM
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^ been allowing the homeless touch him for a quarter since 1994...
 
Old May 5, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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will not lower his standards, and accepts no less than fiddy cents for the same..
 
Old May 5, 2009 | 07:01 PM
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^ holds to the steadfast rule when he drinks: NO FAT CHICKS!*






* before 1 am
 
Old May 6, 2009 | 06:28 AM
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Does not follow any rule.. he takes what he can get.
 
Old May 6, 2009 | 12:28 PM
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^ is easy like Sunday morning - especially after a all night "jungle juice" party with his "Navy" buddies
 
Old May 6, 2009 | 03:28 PM
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^ His "Navy" buddies know he's easy like a dead chick.
 
Old May 6, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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^ often looks to the heavens and screams "I SHAVED MY ***** FOR THIS?!?!"
 
Old May 7, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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knows about shaving his ***** because of the smoothie he has.
 
Old May 7, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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^ is clearly ambiguous
 

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