^ still searching for that office job that has an "assless chaps" dress code policy

 

^ Is actually the guy from Grove City college that posed for gay **** to pay for his tuition. In hindsight, it was completely his pleasure.

 

^ secretly wishes he could make the money I make - but due to genetics just comes up way too short

 

Says everything in the style of telling a joke....only there is never any punchline.
"So I'm, driving the TT the other night, right? and this guy is passing me on the right, and so I says..slow down *******" heh heh heh...Yah get it.?" Doesn't understand the vapid looks he gets as a result.

 

is entirely too long winded for this thread.

 

knows all about long wind and airflow (blowing) techniques.

 

^ got booted during a showing of the new Star Trek for wearing a t-shirt declaring, "Darth Vader FTW!" and screaming, "Kirk likes them lean, mean and green!" at the screen

 

knows that Star Wars is by far more superior than Star Trek.

 

Is the single reason that Soap on the Rope still exists.

 

is lobbying for federally mandated braille markings on flashlights & light switches