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Old Jun 26, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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Plans to lobby to make Bar Fighting an olympic event.
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 02:15 PM
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^ eager to replace the late, great Billy Mays as TV's Proud Peddler of **** Poor Products, starting with the Sham-WOW Garden Weasel Scratch Repair Kit
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 02:16 PM
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^ isn't getting any from his wife so he's taking it out on others on AF
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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^ finally quit two months ago being a surrogate beyotch so I wouldn't take out my said aggression on AF members!?!?!?

 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 03:13 PM
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^ is married to a woman but in his heart he is gay. his wink is the proof
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 03:14 PM
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Still performs an "upper decker" whenever he visits friends from college.
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 03:27 PM
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^ has brought untold joy to thousands of lesbians through the invention of his prostetic testes - now they too have something to scratch in public and can enjoy the thrill of teabagging...
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 03:47 PM
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wrote "the thrill of t-bagging" without pause to think he wrote it from the perspective of catcher vs. pitcher.
 
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 07:37 PM
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^ often follows his ***** on many (mis)adventures involving topless, one armed cheerleaders being hunted down by mercenary metrosexual cyborgs - hillarity almost always ensues
 
Old Jul 1, 2009 | 09:40 PM
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Drinks Sprite to improve his image, play basketball better, and quench his thirst...but not neccessarily in that order.
 



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