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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 09:18 AM
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He's here to please, he's even on his knees, makin' love to whoever he pleases, he's got to do it his way, or know way at all. or at least so he says.
 
Old Aug 21, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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^TPAM hasn't moved his car from those two parking spaces in over two years!
 
Old Aug 21, 2009 | 03:39 PM
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^my FAVORITE nurse-like sentient object, and I secretly want to "starch" her whites... But DON'T tell her, fercryinoutLOUD!!!
 
Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:02 PM
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lol! TPAM has been MIA for far too long!
Welcome back n stuff Jazzy Jaz!
 
Old Aug 21, 2009 | 07:21 PM
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^doesn't know that the ONLY thing I missed was her Jessica Rabbit-esqe avvie. Seein THAT starches MY whites!
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 01:16 AM
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^ still waiting to be returned to his previously scheduled programming
 
Old Aug 22, 2009 | 01:32 AM
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^once got his tongue caught in his OWN zipper!
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 10:19 PM
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^STILL can't find his own *** with both hands and a roadmap.
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 10:46 PM
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(a two-fer)

TPAM offered to find my ***, for me, and cried when I turned him down...

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TPAM can't make up his mind between pronouncing it: "Boo-gie," or "Bow-gie."
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 10:59 PM
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^ wishes his lawn was more "emo" then it would cut itself
 



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