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The Person Above Me

Old Oct 14, 2009 | 08:04 PM
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^ still has a thang for my butt
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 08:05 PM
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^ Has a fetish for men with buttsquirts.
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 08:07 PM
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is my "brown eyed" boy!
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 08:54 PM
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^ knows I want to make her brown eye blue
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 09:02 PM
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just like the dyson.....he never loses suction.
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 09:14 PM
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^ was the "suction consultant" Hoover hired to compete with Dyson
 
Old Oct 14, 2009 | 10:13 PM
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Gives people the same feeling one gets when overhearing his date ask someone for a tampon.
 
Old Oct 15, 2009 | 01:20 AM
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^ has yet to feel nature's true release from an unadulturated bowel movement
 
Old Oct 15, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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still longs for those days back at Hogwarts where he was but a boy, learning so much "magic" under the sheets with Dumbledore....
 
Old Oct 16, 2009 | 01:32 AM
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^ can't sell his Audi for fear of having to explain the KY and oatmeal stains in the ceiling above the backseat...
 

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