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The Person Above Me

Old Jul 29, 2010 | 08:37 PM
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Has an innie... nipple!
 
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 07:29 AM
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tries to make it an outtie every night...
 
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 08:00 AM
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is a tad jealous of the "innie"
 
Old Aug 2, 2010 | 10:04 AM
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Had a birthday sex 3some, with himself, himself, and a cowfrog (female version of a bullfrog).
 
Old Aug 2, 2010 | 12:12 PM
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Was pissed I wouldn't let him videotape my threesome!
 
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 03:03 PM
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claims he's here to kick *** or chew gum, but conveniently, never runs out of gum...
 
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 04:25 PM
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^frustrated black-market gum dealer^
 
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 05:28 PM
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can't chew gum due to his dentures.
 
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 09:02 PM
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^^would rather chew gum than have sex
 
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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was known as "Om Nom Nom" at fat camp.
 

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