Should be pleased that the POWERSTROKE is once again in TPAM thread.

 

Has a skull in his Avatar that always looks like something else to me.. weirding me out![&o]

 

has overstock of inventory after his highly unsuccessful line of Bill Gates action figures failed to capture the interest of anyone. Now hopes to give one away as an incentive with his new line of Stephen Hawking cologne.

 

Secretly loves square dancing and polka music.

 

can tie his lips into a pretty bow!

 

showed everyone in church his "Trick Pelvis, Elvis" routine. Was asked not to return without pants.

 

has a secret list of various *other* things Funk can do, but won't share...

 

Butt Pirate?? No, Figured I'd ask!

 

Is a pirate, just...not of the butt, per se. [8D]

 

^scratches himself in public only becuz licking himself gets him arrested every time