needs a 40W lotion for his extremely dry skin

 

^^has to act all responsible and respectible now that he's a mod.

 

has to rub it in[&o]

 

Needs to get a new Euro plate that says "AF MOD".

 

^ likes to dress up as a salami for Halloween with a sign saying "Go Ahead - Hide Me - I Dare Ya"

 

^^has found a new career as a professional bra fitting consultant at Nordstroms lingere dept.
^^took extensive training to understand thealphabet sizing system A, B, C, D etc.

 

Wishes to be the female version of Al Bundy and seeking for a carreer at the men's shoe department at the local WalMart.

 

^^must be stalking me at myjob at walmart. ^^is afraid to come in for a new pair of shoes because of his severefoot odor problem. ^^knows i won't be able to give him the specialdiscount if i'm passed out on the floor.

 

Didn't want to eat honey nut cherrios because hes allergic to bees.

Josh

 

Has chicken noodle soup (with the soda on the side) for breakfast, lunch, dinner.