Is the master at doing nothing.

Josh

 

enjoys a hot cup o' tea by a fire place. looking at beautiful sunsets. and (of course) romantic walks on the beach....











.....and PAINTBAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gets called for a "good time".

 

wishes peoole would call him for a "good time"!!!

 

Is the voice behind 1800-CURIOUS-U.

 

is talking to me right now on 1800-CURIOUS-U right now and doesnt know it

 

Apparently has "Spicy" as another name.

 

likes people on 1800-CURIOUS-U to tell him not to worry about the size because all that matters is the car he drives!

also likes hairy chicks

ps. yes "Spicy" along with "Candi" and "Shaniqua"

 

spicey as another name? ok mr lebe. you grew up in a time when whites hated blacks. you unfortunately were a black child. so with all the hatred going around you decided to powder your face white. you then went up to your mom and said" mommy mommy look Im white now", she said " son why would you want to be white. are you fukken retarded? go to your dad". you then proceeded to your dad and said. " dad dad look look im white now" your dad said " what the fukk are you thinking son? go wash your face now before I beat the shiiit out of you!" you said " damn I have been white for 5 minutes now, and I already hate ______!" <fill in the blank> okay Im not racist or anything a freind told me a joke.

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHA okay okay mr. salt heres your story... youre racist as F**K! you dont actually have an audi yet the reason you joined this forum was to talk to people about them because your thinking about buying one you will use as a dd and you want to know how reliable they are and what kind of problems you might expect (t-belt of course!) after posting your first question about an audi (probably title something like "new to audis, need input") and asking a 3 more questions in responce to what the people here told you about them, then you decide to see what else the forums have to offer. you find yourself in the off topic section and the title "the person above me" catches yourinterest. after opening it you find that it is not what you thought it would be however you decide to tell a funny joke at my expience to prove yourself!

B-U-L-L-S-E-Y-E!!