^ feels he's an evening person in a morning world...

 

Is actually a Canadian bacon, but considers himself an Italian sausage.

 

^ feels it's not nice to laugh at stupid people. It's just fun.

 

Thinks I'm laughing at him(??).

 

^ truly feels his life needs more cowbell

 

Should know that although that was a good skit, it just ruined a little in my eyes with the cheap merchandice - such as the crappy T-shirts with Christopher Walken on them.

 

Actually started printing the t-shirts with Christopher Walken on them. Like this one. It's his best seller:



Josh

 

^ has brass *****, but a pewter peter

 

^Is a contributor. Oh snap, money!

 

Is a contributor as well........to the dumbing down of America.

(Kolbs: You had a string of some of the funniest and most creative TPAMs in the last pages. Did you find some funny shrooms in the "Cowpatty' of life?)
"Tries to seduce frequentjoggers in their mid-fifties with promisedexcess amounts of bottled water in his basement. "