^ wrote the book on the subject "Cornholers for Dummies" sales are brisk in the bible belt

 

made the bible for cornholers

 

^ goes by saying, "Cornhole'em if they can't take a joke."

 

he, along with all of the other cornholers above him have me in tears from all of the cornhole comments. I thought i was the only one who really used that term.

BTW, ^ uses butter in his cornholin for original recipe smell.

 

^ uses extra virgin oil for the true "tossed salad" experience

 

^^prefer's KY

 

^refers to it as "slippy juice" with the boys

 

said slippy and it reminded him of sippy cups so he went to reflect on past times

 

trained to be a wet nurse[:'(]

 

^ sexually addicted to wet-naps