The Person Above Me
Should know that I have just now escaped from a cage in Kenny Rogers's basement. I was on the way there (Chez Crunk) and he was apparently staking out the beer store. When I left, he tazed me and then he, and who appeared to be Lionel Ritchie, Billy Ocean, Joe Cocker, and that guy that played Enos from the Dukes of Hazard kidnapped me. They drank all of the beer and only after they passed out, was I able to use some McGyver training to escape. We'll try again on Valentines day. Will you still be mine?



