Lmao...

knows about those bothersome *****..

just made the understatement of the year!!

Wishes she had a **** to wake her up every morning.

perhaps can spare a few with which he wakes up for her.

banned from the gym bec he was sniffing gym socks.

invited to the gym (YMCA) to sniff coc....errr socks.[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

has no arms yet is a master on the flying trapeze

Claims to have an s4 but only has a bumper.

HA HA Hahahaha should come out & put this S4 bumper to the test

knows my bumper will beat his any day of the week