^^^TPATPATPAM is just plain jealous I won't kiss him with anything.
^^TPATPAM remembers The Animaniacs!
^TPAM cut off my post, but is forgiven.


Edit: Aww hell...

takes pity on the faceless like me.

hasnt had a "drink" in exactly 1.9 hours

^ planning to go all "transendental" on his girlfriend tonight - if you know what I mean

is a bakersfield snob that never comes south to hang out

^ knows that if I wanted to visit the border I can just hang out here

LMAo... knows that some ppl believe there isnt a border & were on "their" home land

^ looks to the spirit ofChuck Connors for internal guidance in times of cattle crisis

works at the bowling alley & buffs old guys blue *****.

^ smokes'm even when he doesn't have'm [:-]