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The Person Above Me

Old Apr 1, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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^ doesn't know I ran into an old gf of his - didn't know her - but she sure knew him

 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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^Wrote his thesis on why the earth is flat. Poor guy , no one ever told him.
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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^ trained his pet squirrel to scratch his masters nuts - only problem every morning has to spent an hour trying to find where the little **** hid them
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 02:02 PM
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^ licks frogs just to make his genitalia look bigger and straighter, but still can't get over the corkscrew effect!
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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^ doesn't like to drink and drive - he might hita bump and spill his beer
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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^ is such an alcoholic he installed a kegerator in his spare wheel well with a spigot over the cup holder!
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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has a spigot attached to his forehead
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 03:36 PM
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^ likes to drink my brain juice because he has no other way of gaining intelligence!
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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thinks that spigot is the funniest word...ever
 
Old Apr 1, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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smells like crunchberries
 

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