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The Person Above Me

Old Aug 3, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Once broke into 59 comic book stores and stole all their comics featuring Lois Lane so he could complete his perverted shrine in the middle of Kentucky
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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^ clings to women like static - which explains why some carry dryer sheets on them
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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has a copy of Kamasutra fun w/ Saranwrap edition
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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sprays his nuts with Pam before every encounter
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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^ believes latex is for sissy - gets dipped in high impact polyurethane foam instead
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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was born in the year of the rat
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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is the only guy to ever actually slip on a Banana peel.
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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walks around trying to see who will step on the banana peels he lays down
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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Dont waist time with the banana's, he just sweeps people off there feet.
 
Old Aug 3, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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longs to find a man to sweep him off his feet.
 

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