^ ninja'd he way to the front of the line at the local Target to get his Kung-Fu Panda underoos

 

best in weeks^^^^^

Misunderstood his coach when he told him to "cling and jerk" for five minutes during circuit training. Forwever known as "ScrubbyChubby"

 

^ invests in Rogaine to keep his brain from freezing

 

is so cheap that the next night after he toilet papered someone's yard, he came back to get it.

 

^ uses the term "lay waste" whenever using public restrooms

 

knows that is better than his "brewing sewer stew"

 

is back to form w/ the OG avvy


(LMAO the TP / Pali comment had me spit out my drink at work and HOWWWWWL w/ delight)

 

Lost his first and only neighborhood friend when he was invited out to "play" and he took his violin....

 

^Is very upset with the remake of Short Circut being turned into an animated movie WALL-E.
Has also been overheard saying "Los locos kick your ***. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your ***** INTO OUTER SPACE!"

 

likes to be "on your tube"

sorry, you didn;t deserve that but I just read your sig.