^filmed and simultaneously directed the latest "grannies gone wild" in that same so. central trailer park

 

doesnt care for grannies gone wild and instead looks towards animals gone wild for his "thrills"

 

^ gets caught asking the question, "what are thrills??"

 

gets caught participating in said "thrills"

 

^ is a koala with a light overbite and bad taste in flannel pants... and with crabs

 

^ answered "tickle my *** with a feather" to 60% of the questions at his last job interview - oddly enough is being groomed now for middle management

 

believes that nothing could be better than if calvin and hobbes were initiated into the fantastic 4

 

can be prepared as an appetizer OR entre, but is not available for lunch.

 

^ realizes life is short and in his desperation to seek adventure in his boring life, he can be found running through shopping malls in the nude shouting - "sweet jesus i'm still alive! and i'm still a mother F***ing viking!"

 

gave me a chili dog as I passed him in the mall. Is a good dude for understanding.